So you all know how Woodstock Early Bunny tries to put two and two together and is sometimes at a loss. So we found this Easter Bunny lounging outside Ellaway’s Attic store entrance. Then, as we were walking along we found this “mine-field” of Easter Bunny DROPPINGS. We couldn’t believe that someone in this Village had not picked up the bunny poo!?
Then, we realized, oh, these are Easter EGGS, not droppings. So then we wondered if the Easter Bunny came before the easter eggs or if the eggs came before the easter bunny? Confusing.
Finally, it dawned on us early this morning: Brenda is the one who is confused! Because for an Easter Egg Hunt you HIDE the eggs! Brenda, you don’t DROP the eggs! They are supposed to be hidden…you know, so the little kids can FIND them. Instead, we have evidence of BUNNY POO. Or maybe it is the next greatest thing in spring flower fertilizer? We don’t know as we have a garden-challenged brown thumb.
Happy Bunny!
Julia Carlisle
Woodstock Early Bird 