No, dahlings, we are not talking a Fashion Week trunk show of Louboutins and Jimmy Choos at the Upper East Side Armory.
THIS is a trunk sale for that special Vermont fashionista who loves and lives her CLOGS. Clogs for mucking out the barn, clogs for barn dances, clogs for assisted caring, clogs for waitressing, clogs for Town Meeting and clogs in lieu of any other type of heeled shoe for any type of event requiring the wearing of seldom-seen in Vermont dresses and skirts.
Stiletto heels in crocodile leather? Not here, baby, where the mud climbs up the cankles like a bad case of cellulitis. Like medieval wenches we need a solid platform above the ooze.
According to an ad in the Valley News the DANSKO CLOG DAY event happens tomorrow — one day only – starting at 6:30am at the lovely Fairfield Inn in Rio Blanco (White River Junction) conveniently located off two interstates on “Ballard Vale Drive”.
It goes without saying, but I must: The early bird gets the worm!
Break down the barn doors. I’ll see ‘ya there.
Julia Carlisle
Woodstock Early Bird 